A special series on finding a bae, we hear from our resident dating Muslimah on the sorts of guys she comes across. Instagram Imran, Overly Honest Osman, Computer said no Cassim, Fibbing Faz, Disappearing Dawood, sensitive Samir, and Not Looking for Marriage Nasir. This time we hear about disorganised Dean who needs to learn to act less like a child.
Dear Disorganised Dean,
I’m not sure how to approach this, it is not every day you come across a grown man that doesn’t know how to navigate his own life.
In the nicest way possible, sort yourself out, I am not your rehabilitation centre, shrink, or personal assistant. There are tons of resources out there to make you a more serious human being. Youtube how to adult as a first. Buy a bullet journal as a second, learn how to compartmentalise your life as a third.
I won’t take that you will miss another coffee with me because you have a meeting you forgot about. The deen says in the nicest way possible live up to your name!
From a fully grown human being and organised Muslimah.
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