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Muslimah Dating Diaries: Dear Spray It Sameer

by in Relationships on 15th August, 2018

A special series on finding a bae, we hear from our resident dating Muslimah on the sorts of guys she comes across.  Overly Honest Osman, Computer said no Cassim, Fibbing Faz, Disappearing Dawood and Not Looking for Marriage Nasir. Last time we heard about Hardly there Hatim.  This week we hear from our resident dating Muslimah about Say it don’t spray it Sameer.

Dear say it don’t spray it Sameer,

I really liked you, like fully, and often when I really like a guy and he has a few red flags, I definitely overlook them. I’m, not even a shallow person, I know we all have weird ticks when we’re nervous, but it has almost been a year now, and no one is addressing the elephant in the room. When we speak, it would be really nice if for once, I am not showered, I think you have a problem, it’s not even medical, the doctor told us so. It’s your passion- it seems to spout out excesses of saliva whenever you talk about football or tennis and it’s really starting to worry me.

Please reign it in, the cat hates getting your spit in his eye.

From a Muslimah that is drying off.

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